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You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
Author: Carrie Fisher

You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.
Author: Steve Jobs

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
Author: Will Rogers

You couldn't be that good and not know it, somewhere in your secret heart, however much you'd been abused into affecting public humility.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence; but remember that all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.
Author: Voltaire

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes