Best quotes to send by SMS

Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
Author: David Broder
Anyone can post messages to the net. Practically everyone does. The resulting cacophony drowns out serious discussion.
Author: Clifford Stoll
Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn't can never know what it is. So there is no need of defining it.
Author: L. M. Montgomery
Anyone who truly loves God travels securely.
Author: Saint Teresa of Avila
Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
Author: Elias Schwartz
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is another way to describe a cat ?
A heat
seeking missile !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When
your a mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
a six foot wall ?
A good jumpurr !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because
of the tree bark.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes