Best quotes to send by SMS
David Broder Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
Author: David Broder

Clifford Stoll Anyone can post messages to the net. Practically everyone does. The resulting cacophony drowns out serious discussion.
Author: Clifford Stoll

L. M. Montgomery Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn't can never know what it is. So there is no need of defining it.
Author: L. M. Montgomery

Saint Teresa of Avila Anyone who truly loves God travels securely.
Author: Saint Teresa of Avila

Elias Schwartz Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
Author: Elias Schwartz

The best jokes to send by SMS
Cat jokes What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
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Cat jokes When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !
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Cat jokes What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
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Cat jokes Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
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Cat jokes Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.
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