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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
Author: Demosthenes

Beware of the man to whom you have done a good turn.
Author: Lebanese Proverb

Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Author: The Talmud

Beware the ides of March.
Author: William Shakespeare

What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
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First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
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Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted "Flood!" and escaped. The teacher was then lead out. The squad took aim and the teacher, remenbering how the other two had escaped, shouted "Fire!"
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