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Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking about them.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles...respect for human life, the punishment of crimes against property and persons, the equality of all good citizens before the law...or, in a word justice.
Author: Max Nordau

Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too; this is why a great and clear mind loves ardently and sees distinctly what it loves.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Cleave to no faith when faith brings blood.
Author: Arthur Miller

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
Author: Herb Caen

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
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Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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