Best quotes to send by SMS
Henry Beston Do no dishonour to the earth least you dishonour the spirit of man.
Author: Henry Beston

Norman Vincent Peale Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.
Author: Norman Vincent Peale

Thomas Jefferson Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Persian Proverb Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.
Author: Persian Proverb

Kent Nerburn Do not fall prey to the false belief that mastery and domination are synonymous with manliness.
Author: Kent Nerburn

The best jokes to send by SMS
Easter jokes Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Easter jokes What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!
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Easter jokes How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
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Easter jokes How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.
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Easter jokes What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
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