Best quotes to send by SMS

Do no dishonour to the earth least you dishonour the spirit of man.
Author: Henry Beston
Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.
Author: Norman Vincent Peale
Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it.
Author: Thomas Jefferson
Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.
Author: Persian Proverb
Do not fall prey to the false belief that mastery and domination are synonymous with manliness.
Author: Kent Nerburn
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What's big and purple and hugs your Easter
basket?
The Easter Barney!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare-obics.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes