Best quotes to send by SMS
Guatemalan Proverb Everyone is the age of their heart.
Author: Guatemalan Proverb

Hasidic Saying Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.
Author: Hasidic Saying

Kin Hubbard Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Earl Warren Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.
Author: Earl Warren

Robert Byrne Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Author: Robert Byrne

The best jokes to send by SMS
Gorilla jokes How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
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Gorilla jokes If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!
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Gorilla jokes What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
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Gorilla jokes What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!
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Gorilla jokes What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
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