Best quotes to send by SMS

Everyone is the age of their heart.
Author: Guatemalan Proverb
Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.
Author: Hasidic Saying
Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
Author: Kin Hubbard
Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.
Author: Earl Warren
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Author: Robert Byrne
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you prepare a Gorilla
sundae?
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
from the
skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
What does a Gorilla learn first in
school?
The Apey-cees!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes