Best quotes to send by SMS

He plants trees to benefit another generation.
Author: Caecilius Statius
He shall rule them with a rod of iron.
Author: Bible
He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good.
Author: Yiddish Proverb
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the treasure.
Author: William Congreve
He that is not with me is against me.
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brewster
!
Brewster who ?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing
cock-a-doodle doo
!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bridie
!
Bridie who ?
Bridie light of the silvery moon !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bronte
!
Bronte who ?
Bronte of the blow !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buckle
!
Buckle who ?
Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bug
!
Bug who ?
Bug Rodgers !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes