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Nature does not proceed by leaps.
Author: Linnaeus

The arts must be considered an essential element of education... They are tools for living life reflectively, joyfully and with the ability to shape the future.
Author: Shirley Trusty Corey

The average person thinks he isn't.
Author: Father Larry Lorenzoni

The believer is happy, the doubter is wise.
Author: Irish Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Author: Dudley Moore

Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.
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Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks "yeah, what do you want?". The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice "I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on". At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but we don't re-tail spirits at this time of night".
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!
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How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes