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I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
Author: Rebecca West

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Author: Groucho Marx

I once said, "We will bury you," and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences.
Author: Alexander Woollcott

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.
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Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight.
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