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If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.
Author: Immanuel Hermann Fichte

If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
Author: Maria Edgeworth

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
Author: Peter De Vries

If you are pained by external things, it is not they that disturb you, but your own judgment of them. And it is in your power to wipe out that judgment now.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
Author: Bruce Barton

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response... click.
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes