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Best quotes to send by SMS
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.Author: Hugh Elliott
It is healthier to see the good points of others than to analyze our own bad ones.Author: Francoise Sagan
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.Author: William G. McAdoo
It is impossible to make people understand their ignorance; for it requires knowledge to perceive it and therefore he that can perceive it hath it not.Author: Jeremy Taylor
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?Author: Dick Clark
The best jokes to send by SMS
School Doctor:
Have you ever had trouble
with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to
spell it.This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes
What did the vampire call his
false teeth?
A new fangled device.This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes
What do you call
an elephant in a phone
box?
Stuck.This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
A man had been
driving all night and by
morning was still far from his destination. He
decided to stop at the
next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so
he could get an hour
or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet
place he chose
happened to be on one of the city's major jogging
routes. No sooner
had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking
on his
window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.
"Yes?"
"Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?" The
man
looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15". The jogger said
thanks
and left. The man settled back again, and was just dozing off
when
there was another knock on the window and another jogger.
"Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?"
"8:25!"
The
jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers
passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time before another o
ne
disturbed him. To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper
and put a
sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!" Once
again he
settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there
was another
knock on the window.
"Sir, sir? It's 8:45!."This is the joke from a category: Time jokes
Did you hear about the
vampire who had an
eye for the ladies?
He used to keep it in his back pocket.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes