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It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
Author: Mick Jagger

It's extraordinary how we go through life with eyes half shut, with dull ears, with dormant thoughts. Perhaps it's just as well; and it may be that it is this very dullness that makes life to the incalculable majority so supportable and so welcome.
Author: Joseph Conrad

It's important to begin a search on a full stomach.
Author: Henry Bromel

Its like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone elses story.
Author: Margaret Cho

What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
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How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden
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How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.
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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 apples."
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