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I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Author: Jeremy Bentham

It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left it of marble. But how much nobler will be the sovereign's boast when he shall have it to say that he found law... a sealed book and left it a living letter; found it the patrimony of the ri
Author: Henry Brougham

If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
Author: Robert Pante

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.
Author: Sarah Ban Breathnach

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea what it is." The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. "I'm stumped," said the doctor, "but you can try taking these pills." When the monster came back a month later the branch had grown into a tree, and just a few weeks later he developed a small pond, surrounded by trees and bushes, all of them on top of his head. "Ah!" said the doctor, "I know what it is. You've got a beauty spot."
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