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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.Author: Doris Lessing
The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.Author: Garth Brooks
The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.Author: Rene Descartes
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.Author: Thomas Carlyle
The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and tell what it saw in a plain way. Hundreds of people can talk for one who can think, but thousands can think for one who can see. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religioAuthor: John Ruskin
The best jokes to send by SMS
What's the difference between a hunter and a
fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes
Two hunters went moose
hunting every
winter without success. Finally, they came up with a
fool-proof plan.
They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the
mating
call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure
the bull, then come out of
the costume and shoot the bull. They set
themselves up on the edge of a
clearing, donned their costume, and
began to give the moose love call.
Before long, their call was
answered as a bull came crashing out of the
forest and into the
clearing.
When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said,
"Okay, lets get
out and get him."
After a moment that seemed
like an eternity, the guy in the back
shouted, "The zipper is
stuck! What are we going to do!?"
The guy in the front says, "Well,
I don't know how about you but I'm
going to start nibbling
grass."This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes
Did
you hear about the fool who
keeps going round saying "no"?
No.
Oh, so it's you!This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
I can't understand the critics
saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really
enjoyed it.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
Bonehead.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes