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Best quotes to send by SMS
They wanted facts. Facts! They demanded facts from him, as if facts could explain anything.Author: Joseph Conrad
Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream.Author: W. S. Gilbert
Things that are done, it is needless to speak about...things that are past, it is needless to blame.Author: Confucius
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.Author: Sam Levenson
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three. He cannot control his eye, ear or nose, but he can his mouth, hand and foot.Author: Leone Levi
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do you call an alien surfing the
Internet?
e-t.This is the joke from a category: Space jokes
Why should you be
careful playing against a
team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What part of a football pitch
smells
nicest?
The scenter spot!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Which England player keeps up the fuel
supply?
Paul gas coin!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What
do you get if you drop a piano on a
team's defence?
A flat back four!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes