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Best quotes to send by SMS
The sword the body wounds, sharp words the mind.Author: Menander
What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.Author: Jim Beggs
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.Author: William H. Borah
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whatever God's dream about man may be, it seems certain it cannot come true unless man cooperates.Author: Stella Terrill Mann
The best jokes to send by SMS
Customer: "Wait, that
password looks
really gray. I'm going to type it in again."This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
A caller, perplexed that his new desktop
computer--the one that was
supposed to do everything short of bringing
on world peace - was doing
nothing, cried out for help. No problem,
the IBM technician said. First,
open a "window" to launch a
specific program. The conversation
continued, and the caller asked a few
moments later if it might be all right
to close the window. Why, the
IBM technician asked. Because, the caller
responded, it was getting
very chilly.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: 1.99904274017, but that's close
enough for non-technical people.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the
Pentium's
floating point divider?
A: "Life is like a box of
chocolates..." (Source: F. Gump of
Intel)This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
If Microsoft built cars you would need to
restart your car,
then it would perform illegal operations and
crash.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes