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You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.
Author: Vicomte de Chateaubriand

You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.
Author: Charles Bukowski

The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself.
Author: Publilius Syrus

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
Author: Eric Hoffer

You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a womans name and claim to love her.
Author: Real Live Preacher

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, 'Use this all over yourself and think of me.' Unfortunately he put the note on his father's present.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won't be empty-handed, will you!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes