Best quotes to send by SMS

Ah! the clock is always slow;
It is later than you think.
Author: Robert Service
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
Author: Peter da Silva
Alas! must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever?
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton
All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer. It's an aphrodisiac.
Author: Saul Bellow
All appears to change when we change.
Author: Henri-Frdric Amiel
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the cat's favourite TV
show ?
The
evening mews !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes
to
swim ?
An octopuss !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
How do you know that cats are sensitive
creatures?
They never cry over spilt milk !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
a biscuit
?
They are both ginger nuts !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
On what should you mount a statue of your cat
?
A caterpillar !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes