Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert Service Ah! the clock is always slow; It is later than you think.
Author: Robert Service

Peter da Silva Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
Author: Peter da Silva

Edward Bulwer-Lytton Alas! must it ever be so? Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go, And fight our own shadows forever?
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Saul Bellow All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer. It's an aphrodisiac.
Author: Saul Bellow

Henri-Frdric Amiel All appears to change when we change.
Author: Henri-Frdric Amiel

The best jokes to send by SMS
Cat jokes What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !
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Cat jokes What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !
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Cat jokes How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !
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Cat jokes Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
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Cat jokes On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
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