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Best quotes to send by SMS
Just to be is a blessing. Just to live is holy.Author: Rabbi Abraham Heschel
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.Author: Mel Brooks
It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.Author: Francois Rabelais
I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.Author: Woodrow Wilson
If there is no struggle, there is no progress.Author: Frederick Douglass
The best jokes to send by SMS
Sir you
haven't touched your
custard.
I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline
!This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is
frozen
solid.
Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
If six children and two dogs were under
an
umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn't
raining.This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
What
person adds best in hot weather?
A
summer.This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Why do hurricanes
travel so
fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them
slow-i-canes.This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes