Best quotes to send by SMS
Seneca The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself.
Author: Seneca

Bret Harte The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Author: Bret Harte

Eugene McCarthy The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
Author: Eugene McCarthy

Margo Kaufman The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
Author: Margo Kaufman

Kin Hubbard The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Author: Kin Hubbard

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !
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