Best quotes to send by SMS

The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself.
Author: Seneca
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Author: Bret Harte
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
Author: Eugene McCarthy
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
Author: Margo Kaufman
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Author: Kin Hubbard
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barrister
!
Barrister who ?
Barristercratic !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bat
!
Bat who ?
Bat you'll never guess!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becka
!
Becka who ?
Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beirut
!
Beirut who ?
Beirut force !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bellows
!
Bellows who ?
Bellows me some money can I have it please !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes