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The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
Author: Lee Iacocca

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Author: Vic Gold

Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happines
Author: Og Mandino

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to acheive that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes