Best quotes to send by SMS

The devil hath power
To assume a pleasing shape.
Author: William Shakespeare
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Author: Mark Twain
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
Author: Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.
Author: Joan Baez
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do heavy
metal bands surf the
web?
On the Din-ternet.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.yawn.com?
Yes, but I'm
a bit tired of it.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen
www.needleinahaystack.com?
Yes, but it took ages to find.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen
www.smallearthquake.com?
Yes, its's no great shakes!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.boomerang .com?
Yes, I
return to it again and again.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes