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Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
Author: Babe Ruth

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Author: Saint Jerome

If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Author: John Witherspoon

I have three treasures. Guard and keep them: The first is deep love, The second is frugality, And the third is not to dare to be ahead of the world. Because of deep love, one is courageous. Because of frugality, one is generous. Because of not darin
Author: Lao-tzu

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!
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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !
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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !
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