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Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment the feeling which he has exists.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.
Author: Meister Eckhart

I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.
Author: Sir Julian Huxley

Oppression can only survive through silence.
Author: Carmen de Monteflores

What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!
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What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!
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What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
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