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Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Before you do anything, think. If you do something to try and impress someone, to be loved, accepted or even to get someone's attention, stop and think. So many people are busy trying to create an image, they die in the process.
Author: Salma Hayek

Beginning is easy - Continuing is hard.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Behold I do not give lectures or a little charity, When I give I give myself.
Author: Walt Whitman

Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!
Author: Bible

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"
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Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.
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Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.
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Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway
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Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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