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Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
Author: Nick Diamos

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Author: David Letterman

Everyone in the world was programmed by the place they were born, hemmed in by their beliefs, but you had to at least try to grow your own brain
Author: Scott Westerfeld

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Author: Unknown

Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes