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Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
Author: Helen Keller

Character is what God and the angels know of us; reputation is what men and women think of us.
Author: Horace Mann

Charity sees the need not the cause.
Author: German Proverb

Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.
Author: Charlotte Bronte

Cherish each hour of this day for it can never return.
Author: Og Mandino

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
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Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job still sucks.
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A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck' to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hell's the matter with you two?.Didn't you hear me? You could have been killed!" The man replied nonchalantly: "Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
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Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
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Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."
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