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Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Author: Sallust

Every man who is not a monster, mathematician or a mad philosopher, is the slave of some woman or other.
Author: George Eliot

Every mile is two in winter.
Author: George Herbert

Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

Every patient carries her or his own doctor inside.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !
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What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !
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Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !
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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !
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What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !
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