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Greedy eaters dig their graves with their teeth.
Author: French Proverb

Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice.
Author: Hannes Messemer

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half.
Author: John Wanamaker

It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, "Boy, are you in trouble. I'm a lawyer!" The driver looked out his window and said, "No, you're in trouble. I'm a judge."
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes