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Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.
Author: Matthew Trump

Diplomacy: lying in state.
Author: Oliver Hereford

Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several--from foolish vanity, from ignorance of what is due to others, from indolence, from stupidity, from distraction of thought, from contempt of others, from jealousy.
Author: Jean de la Bruyere

Discretion is the better part of valor.
Author: Anonymous

Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."
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Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes