Best quotes to send by SMS

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Author: Terry Pratchett
Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.
Author: Elbert Hubbard
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight.
Author: Bob Marley
Getting in touch with your true self must be your first priority.
Author: Tom Hopkins
Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Author: Terry Pratchett
The best jokes to send by SMS

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she
asked.
"Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What's more dangerous than being with a fool
?
Fooling with a bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How do we know that insects are so clever
?
Because they always know when your eating outside !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the bee say to the flower ?
Hello
honey !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin
bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes