Best quotes to send by SMS
Terry Pratchett Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Elbert Hubbard Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Bob Marley Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight.
Author: Bob Marley

Tom Hopkins Getting in touch with your true self must be your first priority.
Author: Tom Hopkins

Terry Pratchett Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Author: Terry Pratchett

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
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Insect jokes What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !
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Insect jokes How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !
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Insect jokes What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !
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Insect jokes What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !
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