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Respect a man, he will do the more.
Author: James Howell

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Author: George Burns

Revolution is not a onetime event.
Author: Audre Lorde

Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes