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Unknown Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Author: Unknown

Saul Bellow Any artist should be grateful for a naive grace which puts him beyond the need to reason elaborately.
Author: Saul Bellow

Aesop Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
Author: Aesop

Solomon Short Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant,
Author: Solomon Short

J. Robert Oppenheimer Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Author: J. Robert Oppenheimer

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Car and train jokes A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that's all happened because I am in the last couch. When he got down at the destination station, he asked the station person that he wants to lodge a complaint against the railway staff. The complaints and suggestions book was given to him and he wrote: " There should not be any last couch in the train. If there is any last couch in the train, it should be kept somewhere in the middle.
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Car and train jokes The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
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Cat jokes Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
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Cat jokes Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!
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Cat jokes Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!
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