Best quotes to send by SMS

Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Author: Unknown
Any artist should be grateful for a naive grace which puts him beyond the need to reason elaborately.
Author: Saul Bellow
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
Author: Aesop
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant,
Author: Solomon Short
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Author: J. Robert Oppenheimer
The best jokes to send by SMS

A businessman was traveling in the train
and his
seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every
time the train
stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all
shops to
purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and
every time he was
remembering that's all happened because I am in the
last couch. When he got
down at the destination station, he asked
the station person that he
wants to lodge a complaint against the
railway staff. The complaints and
suggestions book was given to him
and he wrote: " There should not be
any last couch in the train. If
there is any last couch in the train,
it should be kept somewhere
in the middle.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
The only thing wrong with a perfect
drive to work is that you
end up at work.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A:
Catnip!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're
purr-fect!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A:
Spa-catti!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes