Best Cell Phones

Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
Author: Simonides

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Author: Peter De Vries

Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
Author: Robert Sternberg

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
Author: George Jackson

Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died. When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room kissing a mate. "Jack", says the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looks up and says, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing?"
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes