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Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Author: George Jean Nathan

Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Peace is costly, but it is worth the expense.
Author: Kenyan Proverb

People are fond of spouting out the old clich about how Van Gogh never sold a painting in his lifetime. Somehow his example serves to justify to us, decades later, that there is somehow merit in utter failure. Perhaps, but the man did commit suicide.
Author: Hugh Macleod

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.
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I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal
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