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In a false quarrel there is no true valour.
Author: William Shakespeare

No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.
Author: Hesketh Pearson

No matter what I do, no matter how predictable I try to make my life, it will not be any more predictable than the rest of the world. Which is chaotic.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

I grow more intense as I age.
Author: Florida Scott-Maxwell

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.
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A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
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