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Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Guilt is anger directed at ourselves--at what we did or did not do.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
Author: Gore Vidal

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Author: Fred Allen

Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what trea
Author: Robertson Davies

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes