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Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
Author: Bible

Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.
Author: The Dhammapada

Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Author: Quentin Crisp

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
Author: Mark Twain

True gentleness is founded on a sense of what we owe to him who made us and to the common nature which we all share. It arises from reflection on our own failings and wants, and from just views of the condition and duty of man. It is native feeling height
Author: Hugh Blair

Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
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How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!
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Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!
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Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!
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A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"
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