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Love is an attempt at penetrating another being, but it can only succeed if the surrender is mutual.
Author: Octavio Paz

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.
Author: Bette Davis

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
Author: William Shakespeare

Love the ones you can. Touch the ones you can reach. Let the others go.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes