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In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
Author: Thomas Pickering

I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.
Author: Francis Cardinal Spellman

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
Author: Quentin Crisp

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

"The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why don't you give up show business?" "I can't - I'm a star!"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ? I can't understand it either, because I planted cabbage !
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't see that object even at day time."
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes