Best quotes to send by SMS
Corra Harris The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
Author: Corra Harris

Ken Rockwell The camera's only job is to get out of the way of making photographs.
Author: Ken Rockwell

Percy Bysshe Shelley If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley

Menander The character of a man is known from his conversations.
Author: Menander

Floyd Dell Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell

The best jokes to send by SMS
Hair and bald jokes Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
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Hair and bald jokes Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
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Hair and bald jokes Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !
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Hair and bald jokes Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
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Hair and bald jokes Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.
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