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To be always intending to make a new and better life but never to find time to set about it is as to put off eating and drinking and sleeping from one day to the next until you're dead.
Author: Og Mandino

To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
Author: e e cummings

To be turned from one's course by men's opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation shows a man unfit to hold an office.
Author: Quintus Fabius Maximus

To become acquainted with kindness one must be prepared to learn new things and feel new feelings. Kindness is more than a philosophy of the mind. It is a philosophy of the spirit.
Author: Robert J. Furey

"No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. "I cannot see you today!" "That's fine," said the salesman, "I'm selling spectacles."
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
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Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.
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Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes