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True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
Author: Edna Buchanan

True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings; Kings it makes gods, and meaner creatures kings.
Author: William Shakespeare

So long as little children are allowed to suffer, there is no true love in this world.
Author: Isodore Duncan

If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself. Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation is suicide.
Author: Marva Collins

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back. His boss asks what the problem is. "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," complained Joe. Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around. Joe asked "what's wrong?" It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired"
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."
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Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."
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What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !
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