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A man has no more character than he can command in a time of crisis.
Author: Anonymous

A man is known by the company he avoids.
Author: Anonymous

A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
Author: H. Mathews

A man of character in peace is a man of courage in war.
Author: Sir James Glover

A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is but saying, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
Author: Alexander Pope

What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes