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A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime.
Author: Greek Proverb

A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
Author: Thomas Mann

Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.
Author: Andre Maurois

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
Author: English Proverb

Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside. Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in. The third time she comes out, the man asks her, "Excuse me, is there a problem?" The blonde replies, "Darn right there's a problem! My computer keeps on telling me 'I've got mail'!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, "I'm going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." Then the brunette said, "I'm going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat." And then the blonde said "I'm going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes