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Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
Author: Voltaire

Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.
Author: George Lucas

Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
Author: Joseph Addison

Arrogance is a kingdom without a crown.
Author: American Proverb

Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.
Author: Cicero

Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes for ?' Ben asked. 'They're knot holes,' said his dad. 'What are they, then, if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.
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George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'can Albert come out to play?' 'No, said the mother, 'it's too cold.' 'Well, then,' said George, ' can his football come out to play ?'
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Two girls were talking in the corridor. 'That boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clarrie. 'But he's not even looking at you,' replied Clara. 'That's what's getting on my nerves,' retorted Clarrie.
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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
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Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ? Sandra: No, I ain't. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming. Sandra: Blimey, ain't nobody coming ?
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