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Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Be thankful for the least gift, so shalt thou be meant to receive greater.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays till all commend.
Author: Alexander Pope

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Author: Dr. Seuss

Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your misfortunes if you have not time properly to attend to pecuniary [monetary] matters. Want of attention to these matters has impeded the progress of science and of genius itself.
Author: William Cobbett

What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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