Best Cell Phones

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
Author: Jane Howard

Can I ever know you Or you know me?
Author: Sara Teasdale

Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Author: Stanislaw Lem

Cast thy bread upon the waters; for thou shalt find it after many days.
Author: Bible

Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Author: Jacquelyn Mitchard

Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
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Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
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Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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