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In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not the man to whom the idea first occurs.
Author: Sir Francis Darwin

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

If you're here for four more years or four more weeks, you're here right now. I think when you're somewhere, you ought to be there. It's not about how long you stay in a place, it's about what you do while you're there, and when you go, is that place any
Author: Karen Hall and Jerry Stahl

To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
Author: Oscar Wilde

To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Author: Charles Buxton

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes