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A lot of the things we've done have been common sense. You do what makes sense to you and make moves that you are comfortable making. Everything is having fun in mind.
Author: Jeffrey Kalmikoff

A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world. Everyone you meet is your mirror.
Author: Ken Keyes Jr.

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Author: Oscar Wilde

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Author: Mark Twain

A man is infinitely more complicated than his thoughts.
Author: Paul Valery

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud
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Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've invented the square tub . . .
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Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
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